Duct Tape the Clown is an artist, writer, apocalyptic political scientist and candidate. He also invents clever machines, solves mysteries (mostly about where his keys are), plays pool with one hand and knows intimately about whether or not you have been naughty or nice. You could say “This man is a wingnut” or “asshole” even say that he “needs to eat a bag of sandwiches” but, wrong? Only time will tell.

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