Pandemic is trending on Netflix in March
I am still getting paid to fuck from home but the coffee isn’t as good
My dog has never been happier than he is now
Stares at me from the couch under a mound of blankets
When we go for a walk, there are a million people outside
You bring home canned spam and vienna sausage after work
& I complain loud as ever about my apocalypse standards
Everyone stands together near the bayou with ongoing terror
We were taught to deal with trauma in swamp-like bursts
When the cell phone towers went out, we tried not to panic
Or to think about months of homelessness and nomadic wandering from city to city
How we fought to come back to this place
Now every day is a cockblock, you say. The opposite of a hurricane party
